Statuses...Stati...Status'...

As a young Mom living in the age of social media, I must confess that often my thoughts are processed and narrowed into mental status form. A status is defined by Webster's Dictionary as:
1a) position or rank in relation to others
b) relative rank in a hierarchy of prestige; especially : high prestige
2) the condition of a person or thing in the eyes of the law
3) state or condition with respect to circumstances

The following statuses are a reflection of what's recently been floating around in my life and brain. I've heard it said that life is a comedy. What you're about to read is proof of that. (And that fact that my family is weird. Well, okay. Maybe I'm weird, too.)

"Bwa-ha-ha! I have tricked my child into thinking that chicken bone broth with beet, celery and onion reduction is something called "juice"!"

"Andrew says it's time to pull the bees out of the crisper. I sure hope they survived their "winter" in the fridge."

"I'm feeling like a great Mom today. My daughter just greatly benefited from the B-12 of mashed sardines."

12 hours later...

"Dear Lord, what was I thinking?! **GAG**"

"This just in: Sprinkling diatomaceous earth in the worm bins will kill the gnats and larvae without harming the earthworms! YES!"

"Quick! Grab the camera...the BEES ARE HATCHING!!!"

"I hope nobody ever finds a cause to look through my kitchen. I'd have a hard time explaining the glass jars with brain-like kombucha scobys growing in the cabinet."